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Sunday, August 11, 2013

Things Men Do to Turn Women Off


There are times men wonder why they can't a get second date, keep a girlfriend, or get a woman's phone number. There are things women are willing to put up with, but they do have their limits. Below are 30 humorous and gross things men do to turn women off.


Saggy jeans

Women don't want to see your underwear or boxers. Saggy jeans are sloppy and played out. Get a belt.

Gawking at every woman on the street.

Yes, we know men are wired to do it. However, you don't have to do it every two blocks. Do this too often and your date will think you're a dog. Why bother dating a man if you or any other woman will never be enough for him? Women cut their losses as soon as they see this warning sign. If you want a woman to stick around, pull yourself together and get your libido under control.

Acting like Mr. Know-It-All.

There is nothing worse than talking to a man who thinks he is the smartest person in the room. Women like smart men, but not know-it-alls who dominate the conversation with his vast so-called knowledge. Open your mind to let other opinions and theories flow.

Being inconsiderate.


No matter how independent women have become they still like it when men open the door for them. The one thing I always hear on bad date stories from my friends is how he wouldn't open the door for her. Women still like it when you bring them flowers. You don't have to spend hundreds of dollars. You can get a cheap bouquet of flowers at Wal-Mart for $10.99. Women love the gesture. Be a gentleman. Say thank you and don't use foul language.

Using dumb pick up lines.


    
Honestly guys, would you go out with a woman who said, "Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm really horny let's go and screw." No? Then, why do you expect women to go out with you when you say it? For the love of Pete, let go of the stinking pick up lines. They don't get you a date or a woman's phone number. However, they might work to get a drink or a slap in the face. If you like us, then approach us like you have some sense. Try this instead, "Hi, how are you? My name is (insert name). What's yours?"

Asking for sex on the first introduction.

Women know men like sex, but let us get comfortable before you proposition us. Coming off as a horny toad is a real turn off.

Constantly talking about your ex.

This has been mentioned so many times on television and in love advice columns that it's hard to believe it is still an issue. Stop talking about your ex. Women don't want to hear you go on and on about your ex-girlfriend or ex-wife.

Dirty fingernails

Having dirty fingernails is a real turn off to women. Women don't want you rubbing your hands through their hair with those dirty things. We rather see a man get a manicure, than to see a man with dirty nasty fingernails. Too macho to get a manicure? Buy a nail brush, it only cost three dollars.

Having an un-kept bathroom.

If you are inviting a woman over, clean your bathroom. Women don't expect to see your bathroom decked out Martha Stewart style, but we do expect it be clean. Examples of having a nasty bathroom are dirty towels in the floor, no toilet paper on the roll, stained toilet seat, toothpaste on the mirror, no hand soap, no hand towels, and a soap scum shower curtain.

Being unemployed.

If you lost your job because of the recession that's one thing, being a lazy bum is a different story. Women don't want to pay every time she goes out with you. We don't expect you to have a lot of money, but we do expect you to have your own source of income. Women want men who can take care of their own affairs, not a little boy who has to ask mommy for money.

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